Gangsta Chef

GangstaChef Thai Curry Meatballs Mfer! - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hxLnMKg7ZOw

GangstaChef Pasta Chicken - https://youtu.be/CVqJn6PwY8U

GangstaChef Shrimp Fried Rice Mfer! - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/99lUb-m2Lqo

GangstaChef Aglio E Olio - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/HLgeEUbbF_I

GangstaChef Tuna Salad Sandwich Mfer! - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZyM7BprdewE

What up, suckas? It's Gangsta Chef, aka Thug Peach, and today we got another delicious recipe for your bitch ass: Thai Curry Meatballs! Scrambled Chicken! D'Angelo Crystals! Chicken Baby! Vampire Bullets! Chinese Medicine! Gay Onions! Coconut Jizz! Bikini Bottom Juice!

Bougie Breadcrumbs! Asian Tomato Paste! Flavor Enhancers!

Some of y'all be grating on my nerves, asking me questions like, "Hey Thug Peach, when are you gonna come out with a cookbook?"

Whenever the fuck I feel like it!

I'ma make one, though. This is real ginger, not the shit that be in ginger ale.

Black people, ginger ale ain't no real fucking medicine.

Canada Dry ain't gonna drive that motherfucking flu.

Put all this garlic up in there, got your breath smelling hotter than a Planet Fitness after the holidays.

Ain't no judgment-free zone around here, and I know y'all judging me for putting garlic in a measuring spoon, but a thug gotta do what a thug gotta do.

We 'bout to go from pasty to tasty.

How you even milk a coconut? Coconut ain't got no titties! Bagan?

That's saltier than Michigan losing to Ohio State.

'Bout a cup of this cremated loaf of bread.

Mind me or my partner that we lost, spread his ashes at the swap meet.

This is more mixed than somebody's drink orders on they 21st birthday.

You out here drinking wine with margaritas, vodka with Hennessy?

Stay in your lane, bitch! Gotta circumcise this shalot.

I saw them do this at a hibachi restaurant. Shit!

Got me burning like that time I went home with a stripper.

This look like the first time I watched Fox and the Hound.

We are the best of friends, doo doo doo.

Gangsta took the dice game from the alley to the cutboard.

Shredded chicken titties.

Now you gotta massage these Thai meatballs.

Usually that costs extra. You gotta work it with both hands. Paws.

Like when you get your tax refund check, we ball it.

Look how nice my balls look. Got 'em. Earl up the pan.

A gangsta cooking on a Swiss diamond pan.

They got non-stick ceramic-based coating, reinforced with real diamond crystals.

One of the hardest and most thermally conductive materials on Earth.

They pee falls-free and produce under environmentally safe conditions.

Get them forever chemicals up out my body!

And they work on all stovetops, including induction!

Sear these balls until they're golden brown like Bruno Mars coming out of Tanning Booth.

All these Thai flavors got my house smelling like a trip to White Lotus.

Stir-fry them bitches till it's fragrant. Get it creamy.

Fish sauce that secret ingredient Mr. Kraz be talking about.

Oh, brother, this guy stinks! Got a teaspoon of that Coldplay.

That yellow. That turmeric.

This is going from white to orange like a president.

Got the sauce bubbling like a bong rip. Get your balls wet.

This pan non-stick, like when you got enough money to beat the case.

These look like dragon balls, gonna make me Kamehameha all over the place.

Got a gangsta out here ready to hit the fusion. Bitch! See how a gangsta roll it up?

These Thai meatballs so good after one bite she gonna be begging you for a trip to Bangkok.

Call me Steph Curry the way I be handling these balls.

Wait, hold on, shit, wait, give me that camera, stop, stop the camera!

What I meant to say, these balls look delicious.

Fuck! Just put my balls in your mouth. That shit good as hell. Fuck out my house!